Baby Phones :)

Which shoes is Which??? All Mixed Up.. Good Morning World!!

UPDATE: Though we retrieved One Boot, the other set 's misgrabbed boot wasn't even from someone in Ky's class!! So where gona have to just call it a loss and Move on.. Speaking of moving on.. On to the Tylenol and to clean up the huge disaster the frantic searches caused.......

OMG Gosh what a Fricken Morning... Got a call this am that my youngest had (with the help of daddy taken home) not one but two others students left boots that match two of his sets, leaving his in thier place.... Chris just grabbed them when he was packing them up yesterday (second set) and before Christmas break (first Set)...Then He lost the First set of Boots all together .. So we had to frantic.lly tear through the house to find them..It TOOK FOREVER!! One was on the porch under a table Hiden behind a ceramic Frog.. the other was behind Kylers bed upstairs!! On top of that at 10 to 8 Christian starts flipping cause daddy hadnt given him his new shirt to put on and Kyler WAS wearing his new shirt,Sadly Chris had no Idea where christian's shirt was even though he had taken them upstairs to hang,so after looking through the closet, on his bed, under his bed and through the clean clothes, we find the damn thing in Chris's drawer.. he though the size 8 kids shirt was his apparently!! OMg so Now they where Late getting to school.. Thier First Tardy:( and My Blood pressure is THrough the roof.. Good Morning World!!! I need a Coffee and a Xanex

Shake weights and Dirty Minds

I recently Purchased a Shake weight and if you have never seen one... Well let's say the motion can appear less pg and more X.......

So anyway..... I told Hubby I was Using the Shake weight and pretending it was him....

He got a HUGE GOOFY GRIN on his face and I said "NO Honey....... Ur NECK"  ; P

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Like they say.. It's better to Laugh then Cry :)

It's all about Perspectives.......

The other day I was feeling REALLY REALLY ill, so I asked my hubby to put up the Tree and lights for me..  Well after an hour, he came up proclaiming it was ALL DONE!! YAY . I asked again just to be sure and YES he Verified again all was well.....

Here is what I saw when I went down stairs....

No that is NOT A JOKE.. That is My Husband's Idea of done... The Tree, set, Not secured in its base, branches, tossed in randomly, the whole top twisted (mind you the tree was already decorated from last year and just stored in a plastic bag), the Lights sprawled on the floor nearby,no where near the porch where he said they where.........

It's like a Crackhead Christmas...No offense to Crackheads...... Thank Goodness My kids have me or that is the tree they would get every year!!!

Here Is MY VERSION of a FINISHED TREE

Would you like some Wine with your Facial???

Earlier I was doing my usual facial cleansing ritual and realized that I had forgot to grab the Alcohol astringent..
 So I asked my hubby "hun can you run and grab the alcohol for my face?"
He Promptly Returned with a Bottle of Wine!!!! :)
 LMAO

The Never Ending Stomach......

This issue will surely be a very common theme throughout my blog, as it has been throughout the last 12 years of my marriage...

My husband eats like he has a tape worm... Literally!! On top of that he also tends to pig out on foods specifically designated for other members of our family ( the kids lunch items for school, My diet foods) and often will then Lie and blame the kids for consuming it (not that I would ever buy that my 5 year old single handled consumed a whole box of snack cakes in one day!!!)

So anyway onto the latest incident.. In the last two weeks our store had two very good deals on cereal which involved the purchase of 8 boxes of cereal per deal. I being Very savings oriented bought 16 boxes in a two week period of time, Knowing that would last the family  2-3 months. Well Yesterday hubby informs me we are out of cereal......Please keep in my mind My sons eat maybe 2 bowls a day all together and it's only been 2 weeks since I bought 16 boxes...... Are You kidding me?? No of course he wasn't???
What the Heck happened to all the cereal hunny??           I dont know???
How do you not know????                      The kids must have ate it all!

OMG.. SURE they ate it all!!  See what I mean it MUST be a Tapeworm!!