Shake weights and Dirty Minds

I recently Purchased a Shake weight and if you have never seen one... Well let's say the motion can appear less pg and more X.......

So anyway..... I told Hubby I was Using the Shake weight and pretending it was him....

He got a HUGE GOOFY GRIN on his face and I said "NO Honey....... Ur NECK"  ; P

Stories you would like to share???

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Like they say.. It's better to Laugh then Cry :)

It's all about Perspectives.......

The other day I was feeling REALLY REALLY ill, so I asked my hubby to put up the Tree and lights for me..  Well after an hour, he came up proclaiming it was ALL DONE!! YAY . I asked again just to be sure and YES he Verified again all was well.....

Here is what I saw when I went down stairs....

No that is NOT A JOKE.. That is My Husband's Idea of done... The Tree, set, Not secured in its base, branches, tossed in randomly, the whole top twisted (mind you the tree was already decorated from last year and just stored in a plastic bag), the Lights sprawled on the floor nearby,no where near the porch where he said they where.........

It's like a Crackhead Christmas...No offense to Crackheads...... Thank Goodness My kids have me or that is the tree they would get every year!!!

Here Is MY VERSION of a FINISHED TREE

Would you like some Wine with your Facial???

Earlier I was doing my usual facial cleansing ritual and realized that I had forgot to grab the Alcohol astringent..
 So I asked my hubby "hun can you run and grab the alcohol for my face?"
He Promptly Returned with a Bottle of Wine!!!! :)
 LMAO

The Never Ending Stomach......

This issue will surely be a very common theme throughout my blog, as it has been throughout the last 12 years of my marriage...

My husband eats like he has a tape worm... Literally!! On top of that he also tends to pig out on foods specifically designated for other members of our family ( the kids lunch items for school, My diet foods) and often will then Lie and blame the kids for consuming it (not that I would ever buy that my 5 year old single handled consumed a whole box of snack cakes in one day!!!)

So anyway onto the latest incident.. In the last two weeks our store had two very good deals on cereal which involved the purchase of 8 boxes of cereal per deal. I being Very savings oriented bought 16 boxes in a two week period of time, Knowing that would last the family  2-3 months. Well Yesterday hubby informs me we are out of cereal......Please keep in my mind My sons eat maybe 2 bowls a day all together and it's only been 2 weeks since I bought 16 boxes...... Are You kidding me?? No of course he wasn't???
What the Heck happened to all the cereal hunny??           I dont know???
How do you not know????                      The kids must have ate it all!

OMG.. SURE they ate it all!!  See what I mean it MUST be a Tapeworm!!

Why the Title???

Well... We all get married planning to have the Perfect Life and the Perfect partner... No matter how determined we are that we are not Deluded, or fantasizing a Perfect Relationship, Usually we are.

The fact is that even if you do see you spouse and current relationship standing in a VERY clear and realistic Light.. The spouse and relationship you have in 1 year, 5 years, 10, years will be very Different then the one you have now.....

This Blog is written from the Wife's Perspective.... Men you may want to just walk away now....  and I will Hopefully in this just give you a Glimpse of what REAL marriage can be like , and hopefully I will do this without adding opinion just mearly stating the facts as I see them.

Please note when reading this My Husband may be a Little different then some husbands, but the just of the issues are fairly typical from the experience other women have in their marriages......