Shake weights and Dirty Minds

I recently Purchased a Shake weight and if you have never seen one... Well let's say the motion can appear less pg and more X.......

So anyway..... I told Hubby I was Using the Shake weight and pretending it was him....

He got a HUGE GOOFY GRIN on his face and I said "NO Honey....... Ur NECK"  ; P

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Like they say.. It's better to Laugh then Cry :)

It's all about Perspectives.......

The other day I was feeling REALLY REALLY ill, so I asked my hubby to put up the Tree and lights for me..  Well after an hour, he came up proclaiming it was ALL DONE!! YAY . I asked again just to be sure and YES he Verified again all was well.....

Here is what I saw when I went down stairs....

No that is NOT A JOKE.. That is My Husband's Idea of done... The Tree, set, Not secured in its base, branches, tossed in randomly, the whole top twisted (mind you the tree was already decorated from last year and just stored in a plastic bag), the Lights sprawled on the floor nearby,no where near the porch where he said they where.........

It's like a Crackhead Christmas...No offense to Crackheads...... Thank Goodness My kids have me or that is the tree they would get every year!!!

Here Is MY VERSION of a FINISHED TREE

Would you like some Wine with your Facial???

Earlier I was doing my usual facial cleansing ritual and realized that I had forgot to grab the Alcohol astringent..
 So I asked my hubby "hun can you run and grab the alcohol for my face?"
He Promptly Returned with a Bottle of Wine!!!! :)
 LMAO